Whats Worse?
Here’s the game It’s called “What”s Worse”
This is the ultimate game to fuck your friends up. Me and my best friend invented it.
There are only 2 rules.
Rule #1 You must commit to an answer.
Rule #2 You cant change your answer.
To win the game, you must pose the question which cannot be answered without a worst case scnerio.
The game is won by making your friend loose sleep for comitting to their answer. It is best explained by example, so;
Example #1 The most basic example for beginners
Joe to Bill (J>B for short) “Whats worse Kenny G or Michael Bolton?
B>J, “They both suck.”
J>B “Come on, commit. Pick one, thats the rules”
B>J” Hmmmmmmmm, fine, Michael Bolton is worse”
J>B ” So you like Kenny G? Stranded on a deserted island, you’d listen to those lame alto sax riffs for the rest of your life?
B>J ” Yeah but Michael Bolton has that hair.”
J>B ” Yeah but the record cover would fade or get water logged and you’d only be left with the music, and that music would be your favorite for the rest of your life, in your case, Kenny G”
B>J ” Ok, you win that round”
Bill can admit defeat or come up with a more clever response which trumps Joe’s, thereby keeping the upper hand. However there must be a significant spread in the problem offered by Bill to Joe.
Example of a response by Bill that would put him back on top:
Bill>Joe “Ok, you won that one. Now, What’s Worse? The Beatles or your wife???
Match point goes to Bill as there is no wife who trumps the Beatles, but there is also no man with balls enough to admit it.
And so it goes.
Next round please…
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Worse? Well, Kenny G is worse of course – because Michael Bolton is great.
Now, Johanna has entered the world of Whats Worse and this is a cut throat game.
Whats worse, trying to explain Monty Python to your girlfriend or trying to explain the finer points of Rubber Soul to your girlfriend.
The safe answer would have been to throw in the towel on the Bolton/Kenny G round.